Mid-week Fun!

I got this email from a friend, and thought it was hilarious!

TEN BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the
time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably
got here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who
practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out
how to handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards
when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught
sleeping at your desk.........

Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen."

Comments

[Kara]

That is hilarious!! I need to write those down and use them sometime. Although I don't think I've ever fallen asleep at work, or even in class back in the day. Hmmm....I'll pass it on. :)

[Amanda]

I love it!

[Bobby Dowling]

Nice. 1 deserves the one spot, but 10 and 8 could've been right up there.